May 2013
are we gonna ignore that the 3 fandoms have a...
gepardikinonkissa:
lolsofunny:
I’m sorry but
mrvvorldwide:
“I’m sweating balls in here!” exclaims the teenage boy. Suddenly, a testicle rolls down his cheek. Then another. They don’t stop. Soon, they cover his body as he screams in terror.
welcome-to-the-initiative:
stilinskiandwinchester:
countfrankula:
i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
And if you’re lucky he’ll treat you to pizza
stevejobsvevo:
HOW TO BE A COOL BOYFRIEND
rip your shirt off every 10 minutes no matter where you are
always call your significant other by their german translated name
wear your clothes inside-out call yourself “daddy-o”
fliptunas:
i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass
fatwink:
BOYS HAVE SOCIETAL PRESSURES TOO AND ANYONE THAT SAYS OTHERWISE IS WRONG GOODBYE
That feeling when you accidentally drop the food...
cigarsandcoke:
I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.
You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be.
– Marilyn Manson (via bonlver)
livingthedamnlif3:
Im not the prettiest but I’ve got a heart of gold and some sense in my head.